Mar 17
HeY tHeRe MoThErFuCkErS
Everyone follow Gamzee! He is awesome and his ask blog is full of miracles. :o)
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Mar 17
Have some Lepracuans everyone! Happy St. Pattys Day!!!!
Mar 14
DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME
DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS A FREAK LIKE ME
DONT CHA
That is the ugliest couch I’ve ever seen
Harry
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Mar 14
- 12-year-old girl: I don't want kids when I grow up.
- Society: You'll change your mind when you get older. You're only 12. You're too young to know what you want.
- 16-year-old girl: I'm pregnant.
- Society: How could you be so stupid? Do you know anything about safe sex? You should be ashamed.
- 20-year-old woman: I'm a single mother with an infant son.
- Society: You should've gone to college first. You need a stable career before you can support a child.
- 33-year-old woman: I'm married and my spouse and I both have stable careers. I have two young daughters now.
- Society: You're not staying home? Who's going to take care of them? You're just going to put them in day care while you work? That's selfish of you. You can't expect to raise decent kids with a full-time job.
- 45-year-old woman: I just had my first child.
- Society: Why would you have a child when you're that old? Do you realize the health risks of being pregnant at your age? When your kid is a teenager you'll be a senior citizen. That's inconsiderate of you.
- 60-year-old woman: I haven't had any children.
- Society: Your life must be so unfulfilling. Is there something wrong with you? Why didn't you want kids? How strange.
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Mar 14
wanna know my favourite drink?
fuck you guys this was hilarious
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Mar 14
Lord help me
omfg
i’m dying
I SCROLLED WITH THE AUDIO POST AND OH MY GOD SOMEONE SEND HELP
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